Bradley Cooper wins mustache of the week here at Dix Dodd PI headquarters. Must admit — I think a clean-shaven Bradley Cooper is much, much hotter. But hey, he’s Bradley Cooper. Always gorgeous. He’d look good in hip waders. He could show up at my place  naked and I’d still think he was hot. Did you see him in The Words? Oh wow …  Be still my heart!   Well, not too still.

What? I can only one? Who makes up these rules? (Must have been Heather, sounds like her.) Hey, but who am I to listen?

‘Stache of the week this week belongs to Gustaf Skarsgård who plays the boatbuilding, warrior, friend to Ragnar, and oh, Viking of my dreams. Seriously, wouldn’t he be fun…