Please consult with Busytown character below for the correct way to drive a hot dog car.

Miley Cyrus riding hotdog

DIX UP

To the Ducks in Duck Dynasty. Seriously, without them where would these folks be? What if they made salt licks or something. Or sausage. Or rolled cigars on their thighs. Who’d wanna watch that. Just saying.

DIX DOWN

DIX DOWN … Holy porcupine quills, Batman! Hmmm, homemade acupuncture, what could go wrong. (Thank you to The Alaska Life on Facebook.)